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Three friends

Two straight guys and a gay guy and their significant others

were on a cruise.  A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship.

They all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing

before St.Peter.  First came one of the straight guys and his

wife.  St.Peter shook his head sadly.  "I can't let you in.  You

loved money too much.  You loved it so much, you even married a

woman named Penny."  Then came the second straight guy.  "Sorry,

can't let you in, either.  You loved food too much. You loved to

eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It

doesn't look good, Dick."